Why I like UPC (from the member not named John)

As an artist and musician neither profound nor prolific, it has been a great privilege to be able to creatively freeload off the greater 2/3rds of UPC for all these years.

Plus, they're both named John so I only have to remember one name!

One brings UPC's razz* and the other brings the matazz.**

For this I’ve rewarded, and continue to reward them (handsomely I might add), with my expert financial advice and driving tips.

-KPM

*John

**John

UPC: why it matters and what it means:

"UPC is an outlet for me to be me. It helps me look in the mirror and say 'You're me ... or, I'm you.' It has helped me cut my brain in to many fine slices of thought, distributed to the Universe for slow consumption. The paycheck is great, too, of course. I don't want a big boat or fancy clothes but some crispy bacon would be nice. If I DID have a boat I would name it BACON. I don't know, maybe not."

- JDF3