"UPC is an outlet for me to be me. It helps me look in the mirror and say 'You're me ... or, I'm you.' It has helped me cut my brain in to many fine slices of thought, distributed to the Universe for slow consumption. The paycheck is great, too, of course. I don't want a big boat or fancy clothes but some crispy bacon would be nice. If I DID have a boat I would name it BACON. I don't know, maybe not."
- JDF3