As an artist and musician neither profound nor prolific, it has been a great privilege to be able to creatively freeload off the greater 2/3rds of UPC for all these years.
Plus, they're both named John so I only have to remember one name!
One brings UPC's razz* and the other brings the matazz.**
For this I’ve rewarded, and continue to reward them (handsomely I might add), with my expert financial advice and driving tips.
